Murders, he wrote

During the past five weeks two Americans, or maybe three, were found murdered in San Miguel, adding to the smog of bad news and publicity already enveloping the town. In an American or Canadian city of comparable size, two or three homicides coming so close together would have raised public questions or perhaps just one: Who killed these people?

San Miguel, however, is a Mexican town under the rule of a convoluted and ineffective Mexican law enforcement system. As for the expat community, weary of the rat-tat-tat of bad press Mexico has received during the past few years and its impact on property values and the tourist industry, the reaction has been like a reformulated and short-circuited version of the grieving process. Initial shock is quickly followed by denial and finally exasperation: “Do we have to keep talking about this?”

The first victim was an 85-year-old named Peter M. who was found with a plastic bag over his head which presumably asphyxiated him. Or if that didn’t kill him, the 15 or so stab wounds all over his chest certainly did. I’d never heard of Peter but evidently he was a long-time and quite notable resident of San Miguel, known for his generosity and good will. In the local English-language paper San Miguel’s mayor wrote a letter mourning his passing.

Then the rumor mill kicked into gear and some ex-pats spun the ghastly news into an exceptional event. Peter was a notorious pedophile who had met a just end, likely at the hands of an irate Mexican parent. Just a creepy geezer. The rest of us decent folk have nothing to worry about.

Shortly afterward a young American named Andrew, whose last name and age were not disclosed for several days, was shot to death on a road about 15 miles outside of town. Andrew supposedly had been abducted at La Cucaracha, a local cantina. According to a Mexican paper the murder was fueled by booze and an argument about someone’s wife, presumably the killer’s.

Barely a week after that, an 80-year-old American, one John F., was found dead. First the gossip was that he had died of a stroke or a heart attack, hardly page-one news in an ex-pat community with so many members at the long end of Social Security. But a few days ago I heard from a friend who had spoken to John’s stepson and who said the man had been beaten and robbed in his home.

These incidents compounded the uneasiness gripping San Miguel’s foreign community. The crash of the real estate and easy-credit markets in the U.S. already had sent local home sales and prices into a deep coma. In addition, there’s the news by the U.S. media about shootings, car jackings, mass graves and other mayhem along the Mexican-American border, an area which thousands of Americans, especially Texans, have to traverse en route to San Miguel’s magical climate and colonial ambiance.

Going three years further back, a male couple living in the center of the city was severely beaten, their bodies rolled in area rugs and taken down into the wine cellar where they were left for dead. One lost half his blood but both survived. The assailants allegedly were young Mexicans they had let into their elegant home.

I’m no Jessica Fletcher, and Angela Lansbury is too old to take any questions, but I suspect that in Cabot Cove a crime of such ghastliness would have been filed under “attempted murder” or “assault with intent to kill” or some such, perhaps labeled in bold letters and followed by an exclamation point. In San Miguel it has instead become a stone-cold case file, more likely to be archived under “gringo gay orgy goes bad.” Or as the American consular agent Ed Clancy asked rhetorically at a recent meeting on the topic of crime, “why would you let strangers into your home?” A fair question to be sure, but one that doesn’t tell us who committed the crime.

About 18 months ago, another gay male was killed in the home he shared with his partner, who was out of town. The intruder, whom the victim supposedly had invited in, got away in the couple’s car which they filled with loot from the house. The initial shock was quickly supplanted by gossip that the cause of the victim’s undoing was his habit of inviting young Mexican hustlers for sleepovers. Don’t worry Ethel, we’re OK.

So far you may have noticed the prevalence of hedge words throughout this narrative. Allegedly. Supposedly. Rumor. Gossip. It points to the lack of reliable or concrete information about any these crimes, particularly since dead people don’t tend to talk except in Latin American magical realist novels. Instead what we get is a nasty soup of half-baked facts, speculation, wishful thinking, delusion, rationalization and denial.

At the center of this deliberate non-information campaign is the English-language weekly Atención. The murder of the 85-year-old man six weeks ago was duly covered in the paper but with a “news article” on the opposite page, indignantly protesting the coverage of the crime by a Mexico City newspaper on the grounds it was hurting the local economy. In a paper with no holds on cuss words, the headline likely would have been “Shut the hell up already, eh?”

The other two deaths were not mentioned in Atención, not even as statistics in the weekly crime list. One suspects Atención would keep absent-mindedly chirping along about restaurant and gallery openings even as a plague of locusts ate every tree in town.

At a meeting Friday between about 40 expats and U.S. Consular Agent Ed Clancy, it became clear we shouldn’t expect anyone to reopen or solve these cases soon, if ever.

In the real world of the Mexican law enforcement system, the arrest and conviction rate in criminal cases is abysmally low. In the narrower world of the local ex-pats, many of whom are already weary of all the Mexico-bashing by the “biased” U.S. media outlets, there’s not much enthusiasm to raise a ruckus or press authorities for forceful investigations of these cases.

Clancy, who is fully bilingual and a long-time Mexico resident, is as diligent, affable and unflappable as an activities director in a cruise ship full of gringo retirees. In crime cases involving American victims he acts as a go-between with Mexican law enforcement, and deals with relatives of victims who lived alone. Just as often he serves as a sort of “cultural translator,” who reminds Americans that things in Mexican society, including the legal system, function quite differently than back home.

The meeting was held at Cafe, Etc. a tiny, postcard-quaint coffee shop in the center of town. The walls are covered with some art and a far greater collection of kitsch and Mexican tschotkes. The patio holds four umbrella tables. Next to the cappuccino machine by the entrance, owner Juan also runs a prosperous side business that has earned him the nickname “Juan the Ripper”: He has a seemingly inexhaustible catalog of bootleg movies which he sells for about $3.50 each. Miraculously, even the latest movies make it into his collection.

Clancy was nothing if not direct in his comments about the recent murders. The Mexican legal system is not too swift in resolving crimes involving Mexican citizens and we shouldn’t expect much better simply because the victims happen to be Americans. As for Andrew, who turned out to be about 30, Clancy described him as a ne’er-do-well who had clashed with the law on both sides of the border and was involved in one brawl too many at La Cucaracha. Clancy’s summation sounded like “case closed.”

Could there be a “gay link” underpinning some of the other crimes, in the manner of “hate crimes” in the U.S.? Clancy said the possibility had occurred to him and he had mentioned it to the authorities. But he added so far there was no evidence of links.

But then think about it: If one person gets stabbed 15 times in one case and a gay couple is wrapped in a carpet and left for dead in the wine cellar in another case, the crime scenes should have been ripe with clues such as fingerprints, blood and hair, particularly if there was a struggle. Of course no links would be found unless the evidence was collected competently and investigators considered the possibility of a hate-crime link in the first place.

At the meeting at Cafe Etc. other refrains and rationalizations were heard. San Miguel is no more dangerous than Dallas or Chicago. The narco war has affected other parts of Mexico but San Miguel has been spared. A grungy bearded guy who said he’s lived here for years and years–and years, therefore he is an authority on all things Mexico–wrapped up some of these sentiments with the usual “we are here as guests as ought to stop complaining about the place.” It’s Mexico Love It or Leave It.

Public attitudes were not as dismissive a few years back when a serial rapist violated six American women. State authorities jumped in and DNA samples were sent to the U.S. for analysis. Ex-pats, particularly the large number of women living alone, were in an uproar–and justifiably so. But the connections between these other crimes, if any, are not nearly as neat as in the serial rapist case, and the victims not quite as immediate or sympathetic.

One concrete outcome of the meeting was hearing about the San Miguel Security Committee, whose website [] has information, contacts, phone numbers and suggestions. Some changes in police investigations to be implemented later this year could expedite the resolution of some of these crimes.

Our ever-resourceful gardener Felix also has been thinking about security at our small ranch. He is lobbying for us to get two medium-large and medium-menacing dogs who would stay outside. Our two dogs, Lucy and Gladys, who snore throughout the night inside, don’t qualify for this crucial task. He has selected an ideal location for a dog house and proposed a guy who can do the construction–his brother Juan. Juan just got laid off from his gig replacing paving stones and Felix’s other two brothers are also unemployed, waiting until the produce-planting and -picking season starts.

Felix also keeps talking about us buying a gun. One of our American neighbors already has bought one for his night watchman. It’s not something Stew and I, who haven’t even held a gun in our lives, are willing to consider, at least for now.

Guns are dangerous. Our neighbor’s watchman carried his in his pants pocket but reportedly was afraid of the thing going off and blowing off his cojones. So he put it on his shirt pocket and one night shot his arm instead.

8 thoughts on “Murders, he wrote

  1. Anonymous

    My partner and I moved to SMA just six months ago, and the most difficult adjustment we've had to make is the amount of gossip, here-say and conjecture that goes on amongst the expats here, particularly on the “civil” list. There seems to be no reliable source of information whatsoever. When I ask local expats about the murders, the tone immediately gets hushed, as if to signal that I've wandered into territory that's best not wandered into. Just today someone told me that Mudge was “probably” fooling around where he shouldn't, and that “if you look for trouble, you'll find trouble.” Now, I've never met Peter Mudge and have no idea as to the kind of man he was, but this person talking was speculating, and it was for his own benefit.I like San Miguel for many reasons, but the longer I stay here, the more I think this is one crazy-ass town, populated with some incredibly self-serving and self-entitled expats who don't know what to do with their time.Please note I said some…not all.


  2. Thanks for your well written article that raises and summarizes many of the issues facing those living in and visiting Mexico, and San Miguel de Allende in particular. There is so much strife, hatred and fear among the nearly 7 billion humans on the planet (a number that has more than doubled in the past 45 years!). The criminal acts of desperate people are largely economic driven – until we change the game/system toward more equality, I cannot see how it can improve here or anywhere. If nothing else, we live in interesting times.


  3. Interesting post, you need to consider that Mexico is not close to the standards of the ability to spend gazillions of dollars on lab equipment and staff to solve a relatively low priority quantity of crime. Yes, I know that all crime especially in SMA on some expats, but if you look at the big picture, everyone knew “what they were getting into” where there are lax standards etc. The police don't get paid much and are not trained anywhere close to US obsessive standards which are unsustainable. If you desire that level of experience then be prepared to have your taxes and expensive go through the roof to support the staff and equipment for 4 or 5 well paid people.Now…that cuts the chaff, since if you asked if each SMA expat would be willing to write a check for 500 bucks each year, that may now bring the situation to a different light.The best solution is common sense, which has been serious lack in the last few generations. Prevention and knowledge is far more effective that trying to solve after the fact. I feel for the situation, we live on 25 acres far away from the police ( whom we would not trust anyway ) and are proactive. Some less naivete goes a long way…..I know that doesn't help single older people living alone, but in reality they should be living with other people if they really value their life, because of medical, security , friendship etc… but many do not want to do that. A big mean dog would be a temporary solution but not an answer.


  4. Thank you for your tremendously well written expose of what's really going on in San Miguel. This is my husband and my fourth time here, and we were totally in the dark about the problems that abound. After reading your article, we'll think long and hard before we come back. There will be grieving involved if we don't return, because we really treasure so much of what this location has to offer.


  5. I'd hate to be the one who talked you out of visiting or living in San Miguel. There are some problems here but of all the possible retirement destinations we visited–from Vancouver, BC to Austin TX to Antigua, Guatemala, San Miguel still comes out as the preferred location. So don't give up. Just be realistic and careful.Alfredo Lanier


  6. Now I feel justified and supported in not wanting to return to San Mighel. I had studied at the Instituto in the early 1990's for five summers, wanted to live there, was unable to return until 2006, and really became sickened by the changed attitudes. No more Mexico. It was stolen away by the vast influx of Americans, changed the place into an American town, took it away from the Mexicans. That's why the Americans are being murdered. Glad I left.


  7. I'm late to the conversation. When I first lived in San Miguel in 1973, I remember a classmate from the Instituto telling me her roommate had shown up drunk the night before with three male friends from the cantina. The party continued in the garden of the house while my classmate kept the door to the house locked. She asked me what she should have done. Having lived in South Central Los Angeles, I said she had to get a new roommate and find a way to lock up the garden entrance. She said she was afraid to call the police because she had some mj in the house, besides her Spanish wasn't very good speaking on the phone. So many variables inviting unwanted disaster.When I lived in Watts, I had a 90 lb. Irish Setter. Walking on the sidewalks with the dog at night, I noticed that groups of young African-American males walking toward me would leave the sidewalk, cut between two cars and pass by me out in the street, before returning to the sidewalk. Dogs give a presence. If you have two terrier dogs, they will be the watchdogs of your house that wake up the sleepy bigger dogs and create an energy-filled event no intruder will test. Back in the 70s, my wife and I were investigating a large boarded up church on the edge of San Miguel. It has to be somewhere in the San Rafael area now. As we descended some steps into a courtyard of the church, a pack of four Dobermans broke out of their kennel. I told my wife to run while I grabbed a shovel and began swinging wildly at the dogs. This type of canine mayhem attracted one neighborhood stray to the party–now there were five lunging at me. The dogs and I were locked into this cobra and mongoose dance for several minutes. Finally, the Dobermans were called off, and I ran up the stairs to take my revenge on the mutty collaborator who had been trying to take a bite out of my gluteus maximus from behind me while I faced its Teutonic band of friends. The mutt ran for its life, afraid to face me alone with my shovel. Lesson learned: never underestimate pack behavior. Most dogs are chickens when alone. In a pack, they become larger than the some of their parts. I assure you it took the rest of the day to wear off the liter of adrenaline coursing through my arteries and veins.


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