And so to bed

Embedded in the part of the brain that controls my biorhythms there must something like an anti-alarm clock. For as long as I can remember it has gone off around two o’clock in the afternoon to whisper in my ear: “Time to take a nap.” To reinforce the signal, almost non-stop yawning ensues, along with somewhat blurred vision and an urge to head for the nearest bed, couch or any other soft, horizontal surface.

While growing up in Cuba, the culture indulged my biorhythms. As I recall, we had a couple of hours off for lunch, time enough for a quick bite and a slightly longer nap before returning to school. The cost of that forgiving schedule was a school day that ran until about five o’clock. 
Zzzz: Just collecting my thoughts.
The U.S. is not that accommodating with early-afternoon napping aficionados. At work you’re expected to run to a caloric refueling station, known as the company cafeteria, vacuum some food off your plate and return to your task station within an hour, preferably sooner. 
If some urgent project or deadline is pending, you may not even have a chance to visit the cafeteria and be reduced to snarfing some prepackaged food at your desk. 
In the present American economy, in which many workers find themselves trapped between the demands of hyperproductivity and fear of layoffs, any time for napping is particularly inconceivable. 
Retirement should be a time to ditch all those constraints and indulge my napping instincts but it’s not that easy. 
Telling someone you can’t meet them at two o’clock because that’s your nap time sounds indolent even in a geezerville like San Miguel de Allende, which is located in Mexico, no less, which has its own traditions of mid-afternoon comidas, siestas and other forms of relaxation. 
Instead, napping during daylight hours evokes a certain feeling of fuddy-duddiness, like meeting someone at the door at noon while still in your pajamas. Geez, don’t you have anything better to do with your life? 
My grandmother Herminia used to take long naps, with her cat Cachucha contentedly lying on her lap,  and without the benefit of a bed. The two dozed off regularly on her rocking chair around one or two o’clock in the afternoon, the warm, humid air of Cuba overpowering the perennial noise that came from the ivory-colored Philco radio nearby. 
But you could understand that: Grandma was in her eighties, for God’s sake. And anyway, after an hour or so she’d get up, and with Cachucha in tow, head for her neo-medieval kitchen, equipped with a charcoal stove, and prepare some fabulous dinner. 
A nap was just not a sign of sloth but rather her version of revving up her culinary engines prior to another takeoff, like a ancient but trusty DC-3 rumbling down the runway. 
My dad didn’t take afternoon naps but instead succumbed shortly after dinner, on the front porch of our house.  He would leave the doors of the living room open so he supposedly could sit outside, where the air was cooler, and still watch the television inside. 
I remember his routine clearly because one day he sat snoring loudly on the porch and small frog jumped inside his wide-open mouth.
In a weekend New York Times column, David K. Randall argues against the tyranny of eight consecutive hours of sleep that all Americans have been taught is essential for good physical and mental health. (Rethinking Sleep
My grandma may have been right after all, and so are the napping instincts she may have passed on to me.  Indeed Randall says that the nightly drill of eight-hours of sleep is a relatively new concept: After-lunch napping is an age-old tradition throughout much of the world, from China, to India and Latin America. 
It is not a symptom of chronic laziness but a good habit to recharge and reset your mind, and one which helps your creativity and  productivity. A split-sleep schedule is not an aberration to be combated with pills and exercise, but a natural and healthy impulse. 
Google now allows employees to take a quick nap at their desks every afternoon. President Bill Clinton was known to doze off for a half-hour in the Oval Office after lunch to recharge his batteries, though in retrospect parts of him may have awakened a little bit too recharged. 
The other extreme is Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who behaved rather bizarrely during the Republican primary, perhaps because he didn’t get enough sleep. 
According to a new book by Jay Root, Perry has long suffered from insomnia and other sleep disorders which likely contributed to his dismal performance during the debates with fellow Republicans, though many Texas friends tell me Perry was never the brightest bull in the herd, sleep or not. (How Rick Perry Lost His Edge)
It’s only 11:37 a.m. But two and a half hours from now, it will be nap time for me, so don’t anyone come knocking at my door then. 

6 thoughts on “And so to bed

  1. Always been in my life – naps that is. Even when I had my own business, the employees knew when I closed my office door, that my head was going to be on my desk for about 20 minutes. Truly naps keep me going for at least another 8 hours. Most people know not to call my house between 2 and 3……or 2 and 4! Enjoy!


  2. My body agrees with yours. I sleep far better in my naps than at night. In fact, he moment my head hits the pillow, I slip into a coma. But I always awake refreshed. Sure, it is an indulgence. But so is the good life lived well.


  3. At whatever time suits you best, just make sure you get enough sleep. You don't want to turn into a Rick Perry, who I just found out today from Billie Mercer, is still governor of Texas. I thought he had moved on to…dunno…


  4. Anonymous

    The ONLY negative about siestas is, when you are visiting a country that has that, as its norm, the tourist is ready to go out and suddenly finds all the stores are closed and even restaurants, the streets empty except for the enthusiastic tourist that is just ready to start their day. People should be aware of this before they travel. It has happened many a time to me in South America. Of course if I lived there I would also be taking a siesta, and it would be a positive.


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